Hmm

adjoint-law:
argumate:
funniest possible situation to say “but we’re both girls!” go
the Xenomorph as Sigourney Weaver jettisons her out the airlock
okay sure

lmaonade:

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

qv:

outsidetheeva:
Me when i want to fucking watch blue but that stupid bitch wants to watch red

beadyeyes:

log6:
duncebento:
log6:
I’ve literally never been kissed this much it is frying my brain
i hope a ceiling fan fall on yall
we were at the beach on a towel so…
So watch out

taiyaqi:

ahegado:
tag your superbowl spoilers
Tom Brady dies

starblaster:

fullmetal-alcremist:
tumblrs not a blogging or social media or whatever platform. its an aquarium.
and brother, i’m a stingray who wants to be petted

christianstepmoms:

Has anybody seen my pet Weather Balloon she didn’t come home last night and her food bowl is still full.

tenorgender:

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

sweatermuppet:

sorry for sending u 20 posts in a row. everything in the entire world reminds me of u. becuase i love you

weirdlandtv:

Illustration for HEDGEHOG’S HOME (1949) by Vilko Gliha Selan.

fursaxa:

maybe you should vacantly stare into this fire while stoking it with a large branch and you will calm down

camilicy:

Surround yourself with people who love you 🐰✨

pixiecatsupreme:

I’m going purr and cuddle mode (because i love and trust you)

omegaverse:

id go catholic if the pope had a couple of big fat rock hard silicone titties